Saturday, January 13, 2007
I'm a big fat loser
Well, I notice it's that time again.
It's award season.
Golden Globes, People's Choice, Grammy's, SAG, Oscars are right around the corner.
And, once again, it's time for the JBlog Awards.
And, once again, I notice I'm not nominated. Last year it was understandable. I was even too new to be considered for best new blog.
But this year, I'm shut out again. I can't even be considered for best new blog cause I'm too freakin' old now. Wow, this must be how William Shatner feels.
Perhaps I need publicity. What's a girl to do?
I know, I need to get out of my car at In and Out Burger with no underwear on...that should do it...hey, don't knock it...it worked for Britney.
Perhaps a good fight with the Donald is just what I need. Hey Donald...your comb-over stinks.
Maybe I could pretend to be James Brown's widow, and go on every entertainment show whining my eyes out.
Oh, what's the use...I'm just not destined to be a winner.
See if I ever share the details of my colonoscopy with you people again.