It's no secret that I love American Idol.
There is something mesmerizing about watching people throw themselves at the mercy of the judges and be voted off one by one.
And since I am a slave to the TV remote...my fingers uncontrollably clicking away (yes, I'm the equivalent of a guy...my husband and I actually arm wrestle for the remote)...I have discovered that A.I. is just part of a trend that has, quite frankly, gotten out of hand:
...the preponderance of shows where people compete, are judged, and then kicked off.
Of course there are shows like Top Model, Top Chef, Project Runway, and Survivor. There is even a show that allows America to pick the 2 stars of a Broadway production of Grease...yikes, a bit risky.
And then, just the other night, while flipping around the dial, we stumbled on a show called the TEASE...a hair styling competition where stylists strut their "haircutting stuff", are judged, and tossed out like an old pair of clippers.
The host of the show is Lisa Rinna, of Melrose Place and Dancing with the Stars (oops, there’s another one I forgot about) fame. Mind you, Lisa has the greatest short haircut in all of show-biz and has earned the right to host this distinguished show.
Mr. Cruisin and I just couldn’t believe how far this whole “compete, get judged and ripped apart, and then tossed out like a baby with bathwater” thing has gone.
What could possibly be next, you ask? Well, start looking for it, cause it’s coming soon.
A CUT ABOVE! America’s Next Top Mohel.
Mohel’s will compete before a panel of three judges: A surly British Rabbi, Joan Rivers, and of course, Paula Abdul. (Paula has agreed to share whatever’s in her Coke cup with the contestant).
Here’s a preview of what the competition will look like…Enjoy!
And to the winner, whoever he may be…Mazel Tov!
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Well, I notice it's that time again.
It's award season.
Golden Globes, People's Choice, Grammy's, SAG, Oscars are right around the corner.
And, once again, it's time for the JBlog Awards.
And, once again, I notice I'm not nominated. Last year it was understandable. I was even too new to be considered for best new blog.
But this year, I'm shut out again. I can't even be considered for best new blog cause I'm too freakin' old now. Wow, this must be how William Shatner feels.
Perhaps I need publicity. What's a girl to do?
I know, I need to get out of my car at In and Out Burger with no underwear on...that should do it...hey, don't knock it...it worked for Britney.
Perhaps a good fight with the Donald is just what I need. Hey Donald...your comb-over stinks.
Maybe I could pretend to be James Brown's widow, and go on every entertainment show whining my eyes out.
Oh, what's the use...I'm just not destined to be a winner.
See if I ever share the details of my colonoscopy with you people again.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Life is not for the faint of heart.
This past week has not been easy.
Attending two funerals in one week, at two ends of the spectrum, certainly makes one pause and ponder life, time, meaning, and whatever is it all about.
The first funeral was for a 2nd cousin, who lived to be 100 years old. A sweet woman who loved and was loved by her family, who died with all her faculties. She was tired and ready to go.
The second funeral was for a 49 year old friend. A husband, father, athlete, business man, who simply had a massive heart attack in his sleep.
Hundreds of people attended the service. Wives whose hearts were aching with the question "what if I were her?". Husbands whose faces had written all over them, "wow, could that be me?".
Hundreds of people simply stunned with the shocking death of one so vital and young.
How to make sense of it.
I am not a big believer in destiny, or the theory there is a reason for everything. There is no reason a wife and children should experience the death of a husband, father too soon.
I, simply believe, that everyone dies, the time and circumstances different for each of us.
The job for those of us left behind, is to honor the dead, as well as ourselves, by continuing to make the best of our lives.
Sometimes that's just plain hard.
But I will wake up, start again, and make sure I do the best I can to honor those that go before me...
and honor the life I have been given.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Thank you all for responding to my blackmail. I must say, it warms the cockles of my heart to know just how intimidated you all are of little ol' me.
So, now that I know this, I shall wield my powers to get you to do just one more thing.
Please take a moment to stop by and read Jaime...better known as Sweettooth over at A Little Indulgence.
I really can't remember how I first came to Jaime's blog. The usual way I suppose. I probably read a comment of hers on someone's post, and followed it back to her blog.
Lo and behold I found a "young" east-coast version of myself! We love the same music, movies, have had similar childhood experiences, it's just that I did it all before her!
I have no problem with the fact that she is waaaay younger than me...no, no, not at all.
Don't worry Jaime, you'll be having colonoscopies, and flashing soon too.
Jaime's posts are open and honest about things going on in the moment. She is insightful and sensitive, and you won't be sorry you stopped by.
Go ahead, indulge your sweet tooth.
okay Jaime, I can expect the check, when?